I can't remember ever being this clumsy in my life. I went through an entire childhood without breaking a bone. Some scratches here or there, but my first ER visit wasn't until college. Not surprisingly, it was because of a kitchen accident when I spilled some boiling water down my shoe.
In the last few days I managed to sprain my left wrist and fall flat on my face carrying a full sheet pan full of polenta. Thankfully I was able to sacrifice my body in order to save most of the polenta. Much like the guy that caught the ball at the homerun derby, I was more concerned with the product than the body.
Notice how he holds his beer above the water the entire time. He seems to be having a hard time getting his head back above water after the spectacular catch, but that's not nearly as important as saving the 9 dollar beer. Bravo good sir.
Wish me luck, but not the break a leg kind of luck, something tells me that might backfire.
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